Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over

I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day

by L892 August 20, 2025

Do you mind

Do you care?

Do you mind if I smoke here?

by jinhobrine June 10, 2017

wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)

Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!

by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017

mind mind mind

These are the catastrophic lyrics one might here in a deep transcendental experience while waiting in a 30 minute line to obtain life giving water at a mythical place inhabited by 50,000 phans called Mondegreen, whilst losing their mind mind mind… wondering what is between me and my mind.

What is between me and my mind? Your mind mind mind, by the way where is the water station?

by Sally in the Alley January 26, 2025

Lack minded individual

A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...

Flattard has 23 like on his post, hes found 23 lack minded individuals

by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

mind dog

To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite

Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )

Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"

by moremagicthanharry October 10, 2014

Fuck Mind

State of mind where one's only thoughts are about the action of sexual intercourse.

She was playing hard to get until he activated the fuck mind.

by X3S June 2, 2021