Magic Man

Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.

“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”

by Cugino_di_Carmine May 26, 2018

Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Maggie

A Maggie is a girl who doesn't take no for an answer. She is loud and full of energy, she will bring fun to any occasion and she is always laughing very loudly. On the other hand, she is a great listener and will always sit down and listen to your problems. She often has the best advice and loves to give it. A Maggie loves to hug and to snuggle with a loved one, especially when watching a film. She has a great taste in music and in boyfriends.

You should keep that Maggie for a long time, it will be hard to find another.

by mmae123 May 17, 2019

Maggie

Maggie is an amazing person and an amazing friend. She has a dark sense of humor but it still makes everyone laugh. Her favorite color is pink and she loves kawaii and cute things. She is a cat person and hates dogs. She LOVES anime and talks about it 24/7. Shes a little edgy but that's one thing everyone loves about her. Shes beautiful and has brown eyes and long brown hair. She likes to wear hoodies. She loves games like minecraft, Sally face, terraria, Franbow, . She most likely has depression because of her family at home. Her parents arent fit to be parents and her family is overall terrible. She is sometimes on the brink of suicide but she stays alive for her loved ones. She loves memes. Shes very self conscious but in reality shes beautiful, funny, and an amazing friend. Your one hell of a lucky person if your friends with a maggie

Hey do you know maggie?
Yeah! Shes funny right?
Yep! When I'm sad shes always there for me, that's my favorite part about her

by -SUV- February 1, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is a girl who comes off as shy at first. She’s not usually the one to approach others, but when others approach her, and you get to know her, she is anything but shy. She has a strong sense of humour and is incredibly funny. But sometimes people take what she says seriously and don’t get that it’s a joke. She really wants someone who gets her. Maggie finds it hard to trust people, their first instinct about a person is always right. People try to mask their true intentions from her yet she sees through it all. She is really understanding and enjoys listening to others’ opinions. She gives out great advice, and can always make you smile during tough times. She can be fun and lighthearted, but she can also be deep. A great amount of knowledge is bestowed within her. Maggie is also a hopeless romantic, she wants to find love yet she wants others to approach her. She doesn’t have many friends but she has few long lasting ones. When you really get to know her, the time you spend with her will be an experience you never forget.

Maggie is a girl people don’t forget.

by Lavie May 3, 2020

Maggie D

A waste of sperm constantly wasting time and air. Rapes the teacher if they dont refer to space at least once a day. Hides under the desk when she gets pissed and storms out of the room, she is beyond a chad and is beyond a Karen she is worst than both combined she is a failed abortion

Nigga Maggie D just took a shit on the desk. Honestly a Maggie move

by Fuck Frau Tingle June 28, 2020

Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020