Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.

Morning.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

morning brewtine

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

morning

Part of the day that is between 06:00 to 12:00 (midday/noon).

Morning.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

morning

Part/period of the day that goes from 06:00 until 11:59.

Morning.

by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025