Eric Mills

Theme: Progression

Me: "Eric Mills"
You: "Theme Progression"
Another Person: "Past Your Ignorance"

by TaylorKL February 27, 2009

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.

Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.

by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010

Cherry Milkshake

When A man is banging a girl that is a virgin or just tight up the vaginal area, and cums,and the girl bleeds.

Man: Are you bleeding?
Woman: Yeah it was my first time. Your condom Broke!
Man: A cherry Milkshake!

by Big Dick Bro September 7, 2011

pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.

I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk

by emily1234578910 July 13, 2013

five miler

a person who is born, grows up, goes to school, gets a job or goes to college all within a 5 mile radius of their childhood home. someone too afraid to get out of their hood to live anywhere else.

Geez can't you ever get out of this town or are you a five miler?
Why can't we go to Bridgeton. Are you a five miler ?
There is more to the world than this town you five miler.

by phillybound December 6, 2013

Pro-Milf

Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.

Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Horny kid November 14, 2016