"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004

Hot Mess

when you look horrible

"Oh, she look a <i>hot mess</i> today!"

by René November 18, 2003

messhead

a man who does not shower for days, despite getting his dick sucked by a 250 lb hog. Therefore, his hair is messy due to a lack of showering and his smaller, more sensitive dome is tarnished with the remains of a man-juice-milkshake improperly guzzled by a fat troll.

we gotta get some more messheads to occupy the poundage apparent in the bitty population of this party.

by drdecent February 10, 2004

lesbian mess

when a person is lesbian and tells a homophobe about what they do they refer to what they do as a "lesbian mess"

she be all talking bout that lesbian mess....

by mwaha February 27, 2004

hot mess

Someone that looks extremely ugly.

Oooooh Ebony, you look a hot mess baby!

by Sierra Cee-Lo December 28, 2005

Messican

A class lower than mexican. Messican's think they are cool, when everyone knows they are losers.

Mexican : WOOHOO
Messican : what are you exited about?
Mexican : I'm not the lowest class ever!!
Messican :Really? Then who is?
Mexican : YOU

by Stampskey Oith March 23, 2010

Hot Mess

Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.

My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.

by abzillaaa July 10, 2011