Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Luke

sexy sharp jaw line, 6 foot +, beautiful blue eyes. never ever stops talking, but at least he has a cute voice. Sexy body, good abs. laughs at everything, and is always down to talk or do something. He is goofy, smart, hilarious, sexy, and makes you feel alive, and makes you happier than you have ever been with his cute ass smile. Dont call him Luke Skywalker or beat him in fortnite unless you want to see him mad.

C: Damn. Look at Luke. Hes the type of dude I want to bang. Then marry. And bang again.

by poookiemonster September 11, 2020

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

Luke

White orphan who likes to eat,pee,and say the N word who I also like to call Daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I sadly know a Luke"

by KadenKutzer January 27, 2022

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021