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low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.
Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
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Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
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Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!
Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007
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Gacha Life

A mobile game made by some 25 year old gay pedophile who lives in his mom's basement, with a fanbase of 9 year old qUiRkY gAmEr GiRlS, gay emo fuckboys, indian tech support scammers, and pedophiles.
Gacha Life is made by some pedo in his basement
by the meme factory January 16, 2020
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Yun Life

The good life. It means to live life to the fullest and not to waste it on meaningless things.
"Yun Life Arbiter, stop wasting your time on the computer."
by Duke Miggi May 29, 2009
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Scum Life

n. To scrub around; to live in a dorm environment; committing acts such as wearing dirty clothes, living in a mess, or just being a normal college kid in a dorm.
Person1: Dude, weren't you wearing that yesterday?
Person2: Yeah man, I don't have enough quarters to do laundry. I spent my last few dollars on a pack of cigs.
Person1: SCUM LIFE!
by Nesquik91 January 26, 2011
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skonka life

to live your life like a skonka

to randomly yell out skonka life for no appereant reason
Girl 1: shes has no manners
Girl 2: thats because shes has a skonka life
by CarpioLover October 19, 2010
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