A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.
"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes
by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016
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If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.
You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.
You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
by Amin Yashed July 29, 2016
Get the Hermans Law mug.A term referring to the amount of advertisement that any one object or media receives in an inverse proportion, also known as the Law of Inverse Advertising. Where in due to budget constraints of any project the amount spent to advertise must ultimately take away from the quality of the product itself. This can be seen mainly in film and television.
"Have you seen the that trailer for the new Sci-Fi movie? It looks good and I see ads for ever everywhere."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."
-"Im calling Loughman's law."
by Lupus553 January 12, 2017
Get the Loughman's Law mug.The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
Get the Roberts' Law mug.Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool
Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.
by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019
Get the Jamingson's Law mug.sypher's law is when a single person asks another single person if they can be single together. the two do not date each other but is there for a source of comfort. it is a way of not being single while remaining single. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.
single person 1 : wanna be single together?
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable
by sypher the great December 1, 2020
Get the sypher's law mug.An empirical law which states that any individual unused to seeing large domesticated farm animals will feel an almost uncontrollable urge to point them out to everyone in earshot when he or she encounters said animals, typically without any accompanying information.
Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"
by Echomikelimamike December 23, 2020
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