Laced up

When a person is well connected in the community.

Man that nigga is laced up!! He can get u whatever u want at a good price.

by Lac3d up March 2, 2016

Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

Land Jellyfish

Empty plastic shopping bag blowing in the wind.

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"

by Foxingham September 16, 2016

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

land pakdu

Land pakdu means the one who disobey the rules or not take important things seriously. So to phrase these kind of people the word land pakdu is used

Land pakdu what are you doing this is not allowed here

by Samarpan March 19, 2017

Landers

Redneck hookers with little to no teeth.

Don't go to Landers, CA... you'll die!

by Manda G. July 21, 2017