Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.

Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."

by Cab.tf October 7, 2025

Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 13, 2021

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

LOGS

A person who is smart and will live a good life will of probably gone to LOGS. They are not nerdy and are actually cool. They hate a school called ‘priory’ ugh that awful school. LOGS get very much hate but don’t mean any harm to anyone they re just about jokes. Make sure to stay away from ‘priory kids’ because they are dangerous, stupid and aren’t all nice people.

I love that amazing, smart, NORMAL school: LOGS

by Mi kehunt February 3, 2019

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Log bucking

the act of propping a large log across a smaller log, thus forming a sort-of teeter-totter. To log buck, one must stand on one person stands at each end of the large log. One or the other jumps, thus throwing the other off.

Log bucking can be a lot of fun if done correctly.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023