Don San Juan

A lit young black youtuber from Jersey

“yo did you see the new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle pulling milfs”.

by scamorgetscammed May 23, 2022

Don San Juan

A young black youtuber from Jersey

“Yo cuhz yu seen that new Don San Juan video?? bro was on omegle going crazy”.

by scamorgetscammed May 23, 2022

Mikayla and Jovanny

The cutest couple you've ever seen. High school sweethearts that you know will last a lifetime. They're not that affectionate in public, but you'd be amazed by what goes on behind closed doors. Jovanny looks as if he's found the one for eternity, and Mikayla can't believe she's found her prince charming. Even as lovers, they seem to balance it all, from social lives to future goals.

They have the most romantic vibe, and their happiness brings joy to others.
Although they come from different backgrounds, they have found a piece of themselves within each other.

Their love is genuine, and they will last a lifetime together.

Friend 1: "Have you seen the new pictures of Mikayla and Jovanny?"

Friend 2: "Yea, oh my God, they're so in love!"

by itzlyricxl June 7, 2022

Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022

Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…

I hate Xavier School San Juan

by Walahi June 18, 2024

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018