Jump

What to do when you see a bridge.

K imma jump. See u on the other side.

by AlphaLul November 7, 2019

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

Jump

How High? Stop Hammertime

Dean: Jump. Jeff: How high. Dean: Stop. Jeff: hammer time

by Senõr Chang April 27, 2021

Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Buffalo jump

To drive a herd of bison toward a cliff, where they stampede over the edge and fall to their deaths or be severely injured, making them easier to kill.

To keep Joe Biden staying in the race for so long was a buffalo jump !

by iscritto February 13, 2025

jump

The action of atacking a person or an object with more than one person.

Oh it is on. Let's jump this dude!

by Hassassin5 May 3, 2018