polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.

“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”

by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025

Kill Jester

A phrase used to let YouTubers know that their new sidekick is crap.

Based on Adventure Call from Limmy's Show, when Falconhoof was being assisted by Jingle the Jester, who gave overly lengthy clues in the form of poems.... the caller commanded Falconhoof to KILL JESTER, insisting 'it's my money, dae it!' even though he knew it would end his game and lose his entry fee.
"Well worth it, she was shite"

Hi guys how's it going I'm Ryan and this is the latest video from FortNine, but today's video will presented by this guy...

.....Kill Jester!

by JamesTigerWoodsFan August 30, 2025

Biff-ie Jester

cheap ass plastic Lighters you get for about 99p/per1000 and the break like MoFo's from broadway!

"Pass me that that biff-ie Jester son!"
"no juice man, its busted again!"
"SHIT SON!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

Jaylin The Jester

A flop ass bitch.

Person 1: ew... Is that Jaylin The Jester
Person 2: *gags* yea what a flop

by Totallynotvain September 11, 2020

sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)

damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl

by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022