Jack Sparrow 

One word: hot.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Jack Sparrow by Obsessed December 3, 2003

Jack and Jill off 

A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.

-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"

-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"

Jack and Jill off by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008

jack on 

To instruct a fellow jackoff(n) to continue jacking off(v), despite himmerself's better logic.

To Bush,
Jack on, jackoff.

jack on by Pillup March 23, 2006

jackson slap

a jackson slap occurs when your bitch gets out of hand, so you grab a wad of twenties and slap her across the chops with it

After Pacman's girlfriend refused to get umbrellas for his "make it rain" party, he jackson slapped that ho to convince her otherwise.

jackson slap by P. Jones June 8, 2007

Michael Jackson'd 

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him

I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!

Michael Jackson'd by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012

jacksepticeye 

An irish potato

jacksepticeye is loud

jacksepticeye by BugsieDibs May 25, 2017

Jacksen 

A fine honey with an ass that can blow you away

Wow look at Jacksen go, Damn.

Jacksen by renaem19 March 19, 2019