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Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
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Jason

•He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute

voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.

In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!
Jason!
by Angel_06 January 10, 2018
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Jason

Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.
p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!
by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022
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Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.
Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!
by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024
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Jason .D. Davis jr

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.
Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.
by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018
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Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.
by Remilazerus July 8, 2021
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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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