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keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!
by shrao October 2, 2022
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your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme
Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"
by ThunderTheFurry September 2, 2021
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your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa
me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)
by melissa January 29, 2004
mugGet the your mommug.

Your Mum

A phrase that can be substituted into quotes to make them funny.
"Pitiful Mortal. Your mum ends here! And your meaningless existance with it!" ~ Seymour Flux, FFX

"Gwa-ha-ha and your mum are up to something." ~ Cait Sith, FF7

"Sin is my old man. Sin is your mum." ~ Tidus, FFX
by Steaver370 November 23, 2004
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your mom

Commonly used by prepubescent teenagers, this "comeback" is used to suggest that the person in whom this is directed to has clearly verbally beat the shit out of them. Often this phrase will come before crying and lying in the fetal position.
Verbal Abuser: You're a cock smoking twat who enjoys his uncles company on his birthday in the games closet.

Verbal Abusee: *Sniffles* Your Mom!
by anasianguy April 9, 2009
mugGet the your mommug.

Your Mom

Probably one of the most overused comebacks ever, and anyone who uses it is a douchebag.
"Dude your gay" "Well dude, your mom..."
by random person =) March 6, 2009
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It’s Your Move

I don't understand it 'cause you won't say yes

But you don't say no

Sayin' no shouldn't you keep holdin' out

But you don't let go

I'm givin' up on trying

To sell you things that you ain't buying

It's your move

I played all of mine

Time is running out

Make your move

Or we can't go on

Till you understand

It's all in your hands

It's your move

You're giving me the business with that old come on

But you don't come across

You get me so excited don't you know you're such a tease

When I think you're gettin' hot, you're not

So what's the problem, what's wrong

This kiss and miss you know it can't go on

It's your move
I played all of mine

Time is running out

Make your move
Or we can't go on

Till you understand

It's all in your hands

It's your move
I'm givin' up on trying now it's
Girl, if you ain't buyin' now it's
I gave it all I got now it's
I thought you were hot but you're not so it's

Your move, your move your move

It's your move
I played all of mine

Time is running out

Make your move
Or we can't go on

Till you understand

It's all in your hands

It's your move

It's your move
I played all of mine

Time is running out

Make your move
Or we can't go on

Till you understand

It's all in your hands

It's your move

It’s Your Move
I played all of mine

Time is running out

Make your move
Or we can't go on

Till you understand

It's all in your hands

It's your move
by Death Menace December 21, 2022
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