lap butter

the juice that flows forth from an excited woman
as john bounced janet on his knee he could detect a slight residue of lap butter seeping through his trouser leg
by stopherer May 11, 2008
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piss butter

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.
I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.
by Gord-O Jones April 28, 2008
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fuck butter

the bodilily fluids produced by men and woman during sexual activity.
The best raunchy band name is Jay Pee and the Fuck Butters.
by OTR butter heads October 10, 2014
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Butter Munch

The act of rubbing butter on the clitoris of the woman you are trying to seduce. You then continue to munch on the buttered clitoris until the woman experiences an orgasm.

Once you whip out the butter, there is no turning back.

This does not apply to "I can't believe it's not butter" or margarine.
Dude 1: I saw Jillian last night!

Dude 2: Where did you see her?

Dude 1: I saw her at Arby's in the back with Noah.

Dude 2: Really? What were they doing.

Dude 1: Noah was butter munching jillian so hard

Dude 2: Far out, dude!
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013
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nutter butters

Crazy, psycho, or otherwise off your rocker. Usually over some dude who totally isn't worth it.
I had one too many car bombs last night and am pretty sure I left Chas some crazy, rambling voicemail message about the demise of our relationship - now he probably thinks I'm totally nutter butters.
by kittykittybangbang March 10, 2010
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butter face

A female aging celebrity who tries to look as attractive as she once was, but fails to as a result of her face resembling melting butter.

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Did you say Lizzie Grubman? Boy, what a butter face!
by Steagles February 11, 2006
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butt butter

Ass crack sweat that turns into a thick lathery paste. Fem. Brown Betty
Jogging on a hot sumer day will produce butt butter
by Cindy February 05, 2005
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