Fucktose Intolerant

The condition of being unable to put up with people’s bullshit.

I’m so tired of the people’s bullshit, I think I’m Fucktose intolerant.

by pappasalwaysrollin January 21, 2025

Slide into calendar

Making your move on a colleague.

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."

by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025

Factose intolerant

When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.

Bro is factose intolerant, He just doesn't want to believe that eggplants are technically a fruit.

by Soneat March 11, 2025

going into labor

Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.

Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"

by 7568ino March 17, 2025

Fade into you

A song that hits hard from mazzy star,

FADE INTO YOU
STRANGE YOU NEVER KNEW!

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025

Ethnically Intolerant

A politically correct way to describe someone who expresses racist beliefs, behaviors, or stereotypes while insisting they’re just being “honest,” “traditional,” or “not sensitive.” Often used to call out prejudice without using explicit slurs.

“ My uncle isn’t racist—he’s just severely ethnically intolerant.”

“She called it a joke, but everyone in the room heard the ethnically intolerant energy loud and clear.“

“HR didn’t fire him for being racist, they fired him for being ethnically intolerant.”

by Mindgames1973 December 6, 2025

jump into an ATM

To rob a bank, generally at night.

Josh: "oi bruv"

George: ""Oi bruv?" It’s like we’re about to jump into an ATM."

Twilight Sparkle: *just staring*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025