milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")

Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.

by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.

by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018

Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.

I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.

by B.R.N. August 28, 2022

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016