houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

Hammer

A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.

That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.

by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch

Hammer Down, bitches

by subhum4n April 8, 2022

Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.

Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!

by BRTomo January 13, 2021

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011