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A &&#%#&#$&@%&#$#*#%@*#%@*
by STV142857 March 7, 2024
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sillier goose

eru is a sillier goose than zen
by Zen451 July 29, 2021
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Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone
by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021
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shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.
As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."
by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010
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Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel
I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger
by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024
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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021
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