Goat Raper

To have sex (whether to be anal/oral) with a goat out of fun
Alex is such a goat raper
Fusion looks at goat raper porn to jack off
by phyberoptix July 25, 2006
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Billy Goating

Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.
Rhonwe just caught Jeff Billy Goating the babysitter.
by Pappa Lang May 20, 2015
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alaskan billy goat

When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard.
Dude i totally did an alaskan billy goat with Kevin's mom last night.
by butt sack September 18, 2008
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scrotes my goats

To be surprised in a manner no other word can describe.
R: Dude, that horror movie totally scrotes my goats
J: Oh yeah man that was freakin weird.
by TitanD May 04, 2010
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To get someone’s goat

To marry someone to get their goat
Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat
by Hiddenfigures February 07, 2018
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Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
by SadCoincidence September 17, 2006
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The Mountain Goats

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"

by dooldool October 23, 2008
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