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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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General Shrimpy

by unnamed December 31, 2003
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General Cockism

Somebody acting like a cock or an asshole that's usually an asshole to begin with.
Your asshole comment was an example of General Cockism
by Fireman85 January 17, 2022
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Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.
Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!
by Minky157 September 28, 2020
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#general-ufo

Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.

It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.
I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.
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General seagull

A skilled or generous individual that often comes off as annoying to others as they come of as braggers.
I swear our boss is such a general seagull when it comes to bringing snacks into work.
by General S May 15, 2022
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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