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Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.
Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.
by André10000 October 11, 2011
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My First UD Word

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Pushing the first domino

The act of sending to someone proof of copulation with their mother. So-called because this event sets of a chain of escalating reactions, including, but not limited to: simple battery, revenge fucks, petty vandalism, joyriding crashes, rumor generation, blatant sabotage of relationships and work, and serious violence. This requires that the proof be strong in nature, such as photographs, video, or loud audio. The public and visceral the proof, the stronger the domino reaction. It is not uncommon for bystanders to become involved in the toppling events.

The survivor/winner of such an event can usually lay claim to being the dominant partner in a froating relationship. Similarly, pushing the first domino can be construed as an act of froating, assuming that the initiator can maintain his status in the relationship.

Adapted from a common Cold War political theory which stated that when one nation "falls" to communism, others near it will do so as well.
I'm pushing the first domino; Mike's got the video of his mom and I in his emall inbox now.
by Halc Forstner July 8, 2011
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milk in cereal first

If you do this you are a faggot and don't deserve to live on this Earth.
Do you pour the milk in cereal first or the cereal second
by AnimeTitties6969 May 9, 2019
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people first language

"Politically correct" terms for things such as retard, dumbass, shit for brains, etc. Instead of retard, it's mentally challenged and instead of fat motherfucker it's calorie-intake impaired or something ridiculous like that.
Jimmy the retard: "I'm a sucky retarded piece of monkey shit."
Politically Correct Pussy that can't handle the truth: "No Jim, rather than saying that, tell people that you are a piece of monkey shit who sucks, and is retarded."
by Scott Green June 25, 2004
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Paddy's First Law

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.
PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!
by mhamata March 25, 2010
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Thick as a first grade pencil

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil
by Easyj September 18, 2014
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