Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
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The love of my life. He is the most special person to me and I would do anything for him. Evan is an amazing, sweet, and respectful boy. He always makes your day better and is sad whenever you feel down. People who don't like Evan are ppheads because they don't realize how awesome he is. I think everyone should have an Evan in their lives because he will make you feel special and loved. I love you.
Evan is so short.

Evan likes tanks. Why
evan
is
strange
but sexy.
by iloveevan69 November 23, 2021
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Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis
I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge
by NotJ.G.O October 01, 2023
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The best person in the world better than Mir :)
Evan is better than Mir
by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021
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Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.
Evan is old as fuck
by Frito_lays October 05, 2023
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The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
yor mom is Evans best friends
by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.
yor mom is Evans best friends
by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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