douche boner machine 

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

douche boner machine by longboards September 19, 2009

Douche Bag 

When your name is Stevie or Shane.

Stevie: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Stevie: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

or

Shane: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Shane: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

Douche Bag by iAmNotADouche January 25, 2010

douche-lord 

The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass

"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."

"What a douche-lord"

douche-lord by katwoman007 February 24, 2010

douche squad 

a group, can be small in number (3-5), of humans who are self-absorbed. they are often seen in the same place doing douchey things, speaking of obscure colloquialisms, or sharing ideas on foreign films. also, they often have no regard for other people.

uuuugh, the douche squad strikes again!

douche squad by cafeG March 3, 2010

Douche Bag 

Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.

Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?

Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.

Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.

Douche Bag by TheRealF'inDeal July 9, 2011

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.

"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"

Douche Canoe by theDunson January 26, 2019

Douche Bag 

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey

Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

Douche Bag by Slick Fire January 12, 2004