but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

Doing a Gladys

Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.

Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.

We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.

by AussieNerd August 4, 2021

Doing 90s

When someone (most likely a player in a video game) is doing something extremely fast and not thinking about it at all. It can be the most stupid thing imaginable.

Player 1: Imma be doing 90s right now.
Payer 2: what is 'doing 90s' mean?

Player 1: IDK.

by ButterPixel9999 August 16, 2021

doing the ben

The act of deleting one's messages before anyone else is able to reply to them or even read them. If one actually manages to reply in time, they should be awarded an Olympic medal. Even if one messages has been replied to, it is still not safe from being deleted anyway.

Person: "Ugh, he deleted his message again - just when I was about to reply. Now I can't send it anymore."
Other Person: "So he's doing the ben again..."

by ancient nouki August 26, 2021