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Crust

noun Mainly, it is unwanted Pube like hairs that grow on the back of the neck, sideburns, or behind the ears, especially when someone hasn't gotten a haircut or a line up in a while. Can also be used to describe any other nasty hairs or substances that are unwanted or "gross" looking.

Crust can also be applied to women.
Someone can be "crusty" if they have these features
With this crust on the back of my neck, i look like a hobo.

Somebody has got to trim this crust from around my ears and on the back of my neck.

Im never going to get any pussy with all of this crust I have on my head.

"Hey man..I need a favor"...."Ok, well ill only do it if you trim my crust first"
by Teeja-po November 15, 2011
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Eating the Crust

When a ho gives a guy a rim job even though she is aware that he has crusty shit stuck in his ass pubes....
That Bitch was so nasty she was eating the crust last night....
by Mr. Bucknasty April 19, 2009
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Crusted

To get crusted is to get very high through the process of smoking Marijuana.
I am so crusted right now.
I am too crusted to move.
Would you like to get crusted tomorrow night?
by GThane August 18, 2010
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crunty

A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.

When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."

"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
by blue mascara December 7, 2009
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Crussy Cruss

Da crussy cruss is an extremely private organization. Da crussy cruss.
Da crussy cruss
Da cheesy cheese
Dat saucy sauce

Make my booty bleed
by CrussDaddy July 29, 2022
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Stuff Crust Pizza

When you find a woman with crust around her crouch,pour marinara onto a males penis, and stuff her. Making a Stuff Crust Pizza.
Phil was feeling hungry so he called out to his wife, heated up some marinara,started to chip the crust away, and made a Stuff Crust Pizza.
by T¥co April 25, 2010
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oceanic crust

the fuzz growing under your armpit....see oceaning
Elaina really has to shave her oceanic crust because it isn't that attractive
by mnerms092 June 4, 2007
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