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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015
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crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am
James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”
by soobn August 26, 2023
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Level Crossing

Something dumb autistic retards like myself tend to go out and film for fun.

Also the hunting grounds for several pedophiles, for some reason.
Joe Thorpe: "Here we are at Lincoln High Street level crossing in Lincolnshire!"
by Desiro July 24, 2025
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Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.
Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!
by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021
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Avonlea Crossing

A neighborhood for rich white people in Suwanee, Georgia.
Zach: What neighbor do u live in

Will: ughh Avonlea Crossing
by DDDDADDY69 March 27, 2019
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Crossed Out

Like greening out, but when you’re crossed asf
Tim-“Bro, did you hear how Johnny crossed out at the party last night?”
Perry-“Yeah dude, he threw up everywhere and passed out in the oven!”
by Aids4tw August 27, 2022
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