Level Crossing

Something dumb autistic retards like myself tend to go out and film for fun.

Also the hunting grounds for several pedophiles, for some reason.

Joe Thorpe: "Here we are at Lincoln High Street level crossing in Lincolnshire!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025

Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!

by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!

by GaryTHATGary September 23, 2020

Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.

Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!

by Kellerino July 6, 2018

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am

James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”

by soobn August 26, 2023

Cross-contagiophobia

The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.

“I can’t let him leave his jacket here—I have full-on cross-contagiophobia.”

by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025