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Nebraska Corn Husk

During the act of shucking corn one becomes horny, if they're creative they will place the corn cob in an orifice of a close friend. The orifice is most unlikely the mouth. Once the corn cob is oozing with gooey happiness it is roasted for 15 minutes in a oven and eaten.
Wow Donny, I'm still soar from the Nebraska Corn Husk last night.
by John Nebraska March 16, 2008
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corn syrup

An unidentified and unpleasent feeling (or possibly tasting) substance rarely ejaculated from the penis during rectal sex
F*IN' A...that guy's left some nasty corn syrup in my ass for three days...
by JuMBo SIZED January 11, 2008
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Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
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Candy Corn Cock

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
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Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.
Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
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Louisianna Corn Dog

The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.
Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!

Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
by LCS April 28, 2008
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Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!
by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021
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