Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.
by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021
Get the chocolate eyepatchmug. When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.
by knasty13 May 18, 2018
Get the Chocolate Knucklesmug. by ghandimcfittie October 19, 2008
Get the chocolate mcfittiemug. When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
Get the Chocolate Rosemug. When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t
by Josh10011 July 30, 2017
Get the chocolate schnitzelmug. The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
Get the Chocolate-Hookingmug. by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013
Get the Continental chocolatesmug.