Captain Cupcake

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.

1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.

by CowboyAg February 4, 2007

Captain Awesome

Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.

Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.

A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.

Captains of Awesome can be male and female.

Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!

Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...

Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird

Bob:...still Chuck Norris

Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!

Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.

by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009

Captain Underpants

some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head

Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH

by Kitty1017 March 12, 2010

captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.

I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car

by Steve July 16, 2004

Captain Marvel

A strong, independent and often beautiful woman.

My crush is a really strong girl, a Captain Marvel.

by DanielJJ December 16, 2019

Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 9, 2005