poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007

The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

by B Hayes April 15, 2013

yellow cake

Fantasy uranium mentioned in Bush's 2002 State of Union address inorder to justify attack on Iraq. aka a balled face lie used to manipulate the masses by a politician.

That speech was riddle with yellow cake - better do some fact checking before you buy into that crap.

by TWade August 25, 2005

roffle cakes

A food made of roffles.

I was eating some roffle cakes then I rolled on the floor laughing.

by X2Cube September 18, 2004

cake out

To make out with a chick when one (or both of you) have cake on your face. Tastes good AND feels good.

J and C were hanging out and they found part of a friend's birthday cake. They cut it in half and smashed their faces in it. As they were walking around, they realized, "hey, if we made out with someone right now, it would be fucking awesome... dood. CAKE OUT!!"

by Wommider April 2, 2010

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.

Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!

by Amber June 28, 2004

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.

When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.

by Tweeder September 19, 2006