The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
Get the asian work bootsmug. 
Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.
by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016
Get the Boot madmug. by touchytouchy February 16, 2019
Get the bootedmug. 
by Kcsama February 24, 2024
Get the mortal kombat bootsmug.