beaver slam

The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.

Whys Jake's head pink? He just got beaver slammed but those strippers.

by Xxxblownxxx April 11, 2020

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.

Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT

by Kylie lips February 11, 2025

Beaver streamer

When LB goes to three lick road and cannot control herself

Lbs beaver is streaming. Beaver streamer is streaming

by Charcoal/Bean May 27, 2024

Beaver Thiever

Someone who steals the pussy all the time.

“My man is such a beaver thiever! Always just snatching it up.”

by MrsTrdCutter March 3, 2025

beaver backfire

a queef so forceful that it scratches your ass crack

Did you hear that beaver backfire that Stacy let out earlier? It sounded like a chainsaw!

by Generous Tree April 30, 2025

Beaver Bluff

When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”

The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.

by RLRuk May 10, 2025