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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.
Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023
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Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.
"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".
by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012
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Harley beard

Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be
by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023
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beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!
by denvergeekery June 24, 2014
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Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018
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