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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
by dagosti August 22, 2023
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Based

The thing that Kashi just called me which is really reaLly erLLlty really reacist and bad of him to say
"your based said kashi""
by Jolyne Kujo October 6, 2021
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Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
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based

"Have you seen Corey? She is so based?"
by Milord220 October 4, 2023
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Based

He who isn't afraid to be himself and speak his mind.
Dave personifies the term 'based', partly because, well... he is so 'based', and partly because he uses the term so often.
by mASparseMatrix June 30, 2022
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Base head

Maesean. Caleb. Willie. Basically the whole track team.

The amount of base headed-ness depends on the amount of dumb things a person does in one day. Levels ranging from being a base head to being a based god. Base god being the highest level of being based. Rodrick sykes and johnna (last name) are current holders of the based god title.
Mark and Caleb: lets go to the beach or something

Johnna: what banquet?
Mark: oh gosh you a base head
Caleb: other hand sykes
by Hurdle homie M March 13, 2017
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Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.
• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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