I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast

by Mineslammer May 27, 2019

Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022

Breakfast

Something I don’t eat

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”

by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020