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Beaver sheaver

I found some beaver sheaver at the river
by Beaver shearer December 4, 2024
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Cotton Beaver Dam

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.
by DarkArc December 18, 2024
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.
I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.
by Pghguy October 29, 2019
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Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg
Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!
by MellowWolf June 24, 2025
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Charlie Beaver

When someone does loads of c*caine and has loads of s*x (stands for cocaine vagina)
guy: I'm so high and just had sex !
guy 2: you sound like a bit of a Charlie Beaver
by soupylolzer July 8, 2025
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Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak
Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley
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