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beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way
hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach
by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016
mugGet the beachmug.

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
mugGet the Beached Whalemug.

fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
by Donn1980 November 12, 2017
mugGet the fort meyers beachmug.

peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.
john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!
by doc0824 November 19, 2013
mugGet the peter beachmug.

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand
You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog
by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021
mugGet the Beach a dogmug.

beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.
my beach is my beach none of any other's beach
by theotherbeach April 2, 2022
mugGet the beachmug.

beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024
mugGet the beach walkmug.

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