No Bass

When people have no character, confidence, are a straight wuss, etc.

Bro, speak up. You've got like no bass.

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023

Tyler Bass

The shittiest football player of all time.
L mans

Piece of shit

“He play football like Tyler bass”

by Leanbucketindabackseat January 22, 2024

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

Bubble bass

someone who is so fat and big that there round like a bubble bass

“Omg that girl is so bubble bass I hate her!”
“that bubble bass bitch needs to shut up”

by Tiffanydaboss November 20, 2023

Fur Bass

The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.

"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"

by Jacey Bastardson November 21, 2023

Suckneet Bassi

Suckneet is a person who eats hot chettos cuz shes extra large

suckneet bassi

by 📲 December 4, 2023