Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

awesome

jack jansen

jack jansen is awesome

by jdjshzhd September 14, 2025

deoxyribonucleic awesome acid

the shit inside you that makes you and shit

yo johnny boy your made of deoxyribonucleic awesome acid did you know that?

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Awesomeness

The purest form of amazing. Synonym of insane. In a good way.

"I am pure awesomeness," Joe said. "and insanity".

by YourBroThatsAGirl October 19, 2021

Awesome

Luis, or talkohsss

Luis is the definition of awesome. Dude you must be a luis, why bc i am awesome?

by jeffyjefe June 18, 2021

Awesome

When something is cool and its amazing!

This house is AWESOME!

by Trolololol! February 2, 2016

Awesome

Sunder_storm, or Sunder for short. Seeing as there is no visual dictionary. Sunder_storm is the definition of awesome and has the final say on who is or isn't awesome and their appropriate level of awesomeness or lack thereof.

Oh my God that hockey game was so Sunder.
Better ask Sunder if im awesome or not.

by Divine_Beast March 8, 2022