Mother And Fathers Infection Around

What the mafia actually stands for.

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

Crowd around the pillar

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

by Golden V February 9, 2025

<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Grief-around

When your bro's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh fro. The back to kill his pain.

Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.

by Walker TX Ranger December 18, 2022