waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

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Moan Around

The act of moaning while in close proximity to the cause for said moaning.

-Just to spite you, I will eat this turkey sandwich while moaning around.

-You moan around when you give head to your subject.

-He walked away moaning around.

by dr drew November 22, 2023

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Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.

In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!

by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023

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Been Around

A Girl Typically Thats Been Around Multiple Dudes. Ex(Many Talking Stages Or SituationShips)

Or Her She Known Or Been Around Bro

by RixkyMaine January 9, 2024

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beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

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