commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.

Michael Alan Snell eats ass.

by noone7654 February 11, 2020

K’ailan

Is Usually known as a guy who is very generous, but can be selfless because he tends to put others before him. He also tends to not have a sexual or romantic preference, he tends to just like whoever he wants base on the relationship they have, but he also tends to fall for any guy who shows him the slightest bit of interest. He’s Kind, Loyal to the people he keeps close, and Artistic. If he finds himself in a intense state or mindset, he can sometimes act aggressive, depressing, worthless, and tends to have a short social battery. But overall, it’s cool to have a friend like him.

Look at K’ailan helping that kid against that bully.

by Mynameisnotthatvalidanyway March 25, 2020

sunny alana day

sunny is a majestical girl. she is always down to have a little diggy fun. sunny is never afraid to be her full true self! some may say whenever she walks into a room she brings the sun into their day! however, she is fragile. she must be treated with respect. she has a hidden empathy for others and is overall a real, genuine person. everyone needs a sunny in their life! she truly blessed mine!

"wow! this girl is so miraculous! I need a sunny Alana day in my life!"

by gymnastics44 April 5, 2020

jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.

Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!

by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020

unbaked_alan

User Unbaked_Alan on instagram is known for a meme page that dankest content an many followers

Unbaked_Alan is so funny, he has the dankest memes follow him on instagram you won’t regret it.

by Minecraftlordepicgamer April 10, 2020

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021