The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014
Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic
by Danish Gamer 123 September 03, 2019
to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment
a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place
by mezza May 29, 2006
Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house
by essex boyz January 29, 2005
A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.
by lazelllllll December 10, 2010
Whilst searching for pornagraphic material in preperation for a worth while masturbation session, one clicks upon a site described as 'blonde gets gangbanged by three well hung men'. Once clicked upon said website reveals itself to be an old granny being set upon by three midgets. This instantly kills the mood (for any well adjusted person) and is known as hitting a 'wank mine'.
Searching for porn and finding out the 'beautiful blonde with big naturals' is in fact your mother. My friend, you have just encountered a 'wank mine'.
by renegade2598 May 27, 2010
Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.
To masturbate.
To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 03, 2009