A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 4, 2020

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪
by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022

by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.
girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp
by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023
