by Alkone November 19, 2004
a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
by juiz January 14, 2008
A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 05, 2013
An adult who never got out of his edgy kid phase, thinks that tasteless antisemitic jokes are still funny, and still tries to piss people off just so they can call them a pussy for being offended by it.
by Greese Job October 21, 2019
A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.
"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."
"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."
"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."
by Mother's Folly March 02, 2017
1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
by fudgefeint April 04, 2009
the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, never the same, totally unique soon to be born child of Jenna and Tyler Joseph
by clikkieparxie69 January 07, 2020