by DylanCarrow December 28, 2023

by The official boobist November 6, 2023

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.
"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"
by the_docta May 26, 2021

Short for prophylactic, used before the term "condom" was coined. While the word prophylactic itself refers to anything used to prevent disease, such as toothbrushes, it was commonly used to refer to condoms and anti-STD ointments. When someone said "wear a pro," they meant you should put a condom on during sex.
The victory girls are on the loose and soon will cook some poor guy's goose! The G.I. Joes must be more wary of the diseases they may carry. Venereal disease is on the rise, so take your pros, be well and wise!
by hyperl0nk February 23, 2023

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.
On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 19, 2025
