National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

ur mom gay lol

Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth

guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)

by DATH DOR January 28, 2019

Ur great grandmother is homosexual

The ultimate counter to Ur mom gayest

it easily repels the attack while attacking the enemies life points directly

Tom: Hey faggot ur mom gayest
You: "Ur great grandmother is homosexual"
Tom gets AIDS

by You're Mom Gay (Superior Form) September 5, 2019

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.

Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol”
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*

by ur clapped May 10, 2018

Jordan ur my fav

FJ is a simp

She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp

by tequilapapi September 18, 2020

ur mom quadruple gay

Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.

Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair

by neptunitee December 2, 2021