Ur mom gæ lol

Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito

Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today

Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.

Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol”
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*

by ur clapped May 10, 2018

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

STOP BENDING UR WRIST

Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!

When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”

by Vi0123 February 21, 2023

i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death

todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}

by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

ur mum gae lol

Something that someone in the presents of a bunch of memers will sub-consciously type into their search bar while thinking of something else while their parents are in the room.

You may laugh when you hear this, cry because your mother divorced your father because she's gay or angry because you hear this from the zoomers on the bus.

mum and dad: *mumble* *mumble*
me: I wonder what they are saying...
the search bar: ur mum gae lol

by ur mums friends cousin sherry October 18, 2021

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021